Coffee, Preity and Saif

God i used to like that show ..!!

and this one especially had such high profile guests coming ..i expected it to be really nice.Not to mention that at one time i really liked the female guest in the show.

But phew..what a waste of time ..Karan Johar must certainly be much better a director than he is a talk show host ..why else would he be so successful. This show was certainly one of the worst i have seen lately on the idiot box. Half the time those three (karan, saif and preity ..duh..!!) were talking about some silly rumours ..c mon ppl who cares ..why not talk some sensible stuff ..and Preity ok so u r tired of being labelled "bubbly" ..eh ..will you stop overacting for God's sake. Dude she was such a turn off..!! Saif was the only one talking some sense but look and behold he dropped the atom bomb .. quoting saif :

" i am very paranoid (karan tries to intervene).. no no ..i am like this only ..i dont like working in any movie, bigger the movie(like KHNH) bigger the nightmare it is for me"

And we talk about enjoying what we do..get a life dude..

During the entire show the three continued friendly banter which was sooo boring to say the least .Does "talk show " just mean you show up wearing fancy clothes( no saif was not even doing this ..he had some ruddy old T -Shirt under his coat) and just talk as if you were gossiping in a restaurant and you think people would like to watch that for an hour..well i know we are very silly..but c mon not all of us are losers who have no lives of their own. And someone tell miss Zinta to stop laughing after every sentence its getting really annoying.

Finally towards the end of show ..the topic veered around to saif's nose and preity's Bum ..wow what a note to end the show on ..keep it up guys ..but do watch david letterman's show for once ..Karan you will certainly see the difference..

maaza

Seriously ..do they mix something in it ?? Is there a heavy but undetected amount of dope which pulls u like alizee ..? God knows one can never have enough of this beverage .Morning ,evening , night ..whatevr time it is ..its never "not" the right time to have a maaza.And if i find one soul who is satisfied by just having one , i ll name him the next Ronaldinho.

Wow, what effect the first gulp has on your personality ! From a wretched soul looking for meaning in life you are transformed suddenly into someone who is at ease, who is happy ,who is comfortable and who is looking into the future with nothing but hope.Just 250 mls of pure ellixir(the spelling may be wrong ..!!) if you ask me.But what makes it different from the plethora of beverages out there? Is it the fact that it contains fruit juice and not carbonated water(like coke etc) which makes it different ..? nah..i would any day trade a litre of real fruit juice for a glass of maaza. Maaza is different , its not fruit juice .Its life.

But like allmost all things this one too has a flip side, yes it finishes off too quickly. You had just started drinking it , realised it tastes like heaven ..took a few gulps and puff..!! its over ..finished ..the end..and you feel devastated ,like a child who has just lost her favorite toy.You feel sad..but
you havent learnt to say die in life have you ? so what do you do ?you cant buy a new one can you ? the 8 bucks spent have already been heavy on your student's pocket ..but offcourse you do something .. you struggle ..try to fish out that last drop of the "ellixir" out of that slim and small bottle ..You try and then try again and when finally convinced that theres nothing left ,you give up.Look at the bottle in despair and play with it for sometime .Dream about the heaven you were in moments ago with your maaza..Then you pull yourself get on with your work ..waiting for the next "Maaza break " and promising yourself that as soon as you get a job , you will finish an years supply in a single day..!! cheers..!!