Goa Trip Awards

This post is courtsey Suyash (the bugger still doesnt have his own blog) ::

Also a disclaimer at the very outset : The awards have been decided by some established procedure and in no way reflect the opinion of the owner of this blog (where they are being published). Disputes, if any, may be referred directly to Macau (Suyash).
So here goes ::

Lata Mangeskar Award for the best Song of the trip Vikram Sharma for the song Arey Dwarpaloon kanhaiyya se keh do…

• Other Nominees –Suyash Katyayani for various songs during the trip

Vasco da gama Award for the best Pathfinder of the trip Aseees Chaturvedi for helping out the bike rider excellently ( and discovering new territory --Champed)

• Other Nominees –Uncle Jajodia (for the discovery of the guesthouse in soilim and helping everybody reach there)

Word of the trip Neeraj Surana for coining the word “Tungdu”

• Other Nominees –Piyush Kaushal (Beh*&c%#d)

Gladrags Rugged looks Award Ankur Gupta for his famous jockey - boxer pair and stunning Hairstyle.

• Other Nominees –Piyush Kaushal, Vikram Sharma

Kadar khan Award for best dialogue of the trip Suyash Katyayani for coming up with “Machis hai….” which still unites the group together.

• Other Nominees –Abhinav Anand(“Manin Utni hi tez Chalata hoon jitni sambhaal sakoon”)

“Tharki memorial” Hawas ka pujari of the trip award Abhinav Anand for grabbing a girl in the bus

• Other Nominees –Piyush Kaushal (luscious desires throughout the trip)

Cashier of the trip award Satees Perala for shelling out almost 30k in the trip.

• Other Nominees –Suyash Katyayani (managing finances)

Femina Miss India Best swimming costume award Lambu for his cute little blue swimming trunks.

• Other Nominees –Vikram Sharma(smallest Costume),Ankur Gupta (colorful boxers), Abhinav Anand(jockey negligee cum langot)

Fattu of the trip Shorav jain for his legendary line at Sher-e-Punjab “itne pyar se khila rahe hain ki Fat rahi hai yaar”.

• Other Nominees –Neeraj Surana (Chickening out on Bumpy ride)

Michael Schumacher Award for the best Driver of the trip Satya Prakash Biswal for driving the troublesome van.

• Other Nominees –Abhinav Anand (hi- speed Biking) ,Suyash Katyayani (van)

Best KLPD (Khade L&@#^ pe Danda )of the trip AAnCO! (Uncle) ZAZOdiA for losing a gal in Nine bar.

• Other Nominees –Piyush Kaushal( Kyunki iske dil ke armaan aasoon mein beh gaye)

“Seeta aur Geeta” Award Lambu & Aseees (no comments on this)

• Other Nominees –None

Nobel prize in automobile repair Ankur Gupta for dedicating his whole life to machines as a mechanical engineer in IITk and finally using his knowledge and guts to selflessly repair the legendary van.

• Other Nominees –None

Demi Moore Award for best striptease Neeraj Surana for his commendable performance in Nine Bar

• Other Nominees –Abhinav Anand (nude pics)

Indian of the year Vikram Sharma for fighting for the rights of all Indians to dance wherever they are, whoever they are and whether they want to dance or not.

• Other Nominees –MS Dhoni (T20 World cup win).

Helen award for the best Dance of the trip Sateees Perala for dancing a fabulous dance in the baga Beach Shack. Not many of us have seen it but all the eyewitnesses say that it was a magnificent act , a scene worth watching.

• Other Nominees – Ankur Gupta(Beach Shack), Uncle Jajodia (Nine bar).

Red and White bravery Award à Ankur Gupta for savings Vikram’s ass from a fat bouncer and Saving Suri’s life when he was drowning. Two brave deeds indeed.

Other Nominees –Vikram Sharma(Dancing inspite of a risk of confrontation with a Fat bouncer) ,Samir Gupta (saving neeraj's life on banana ride),Satya Prakash Biswal for keeping his nerves calm while driving during a small feud near calangute,Abhinav anand (maroing chance on a chick while she is with her bf + fearlesslee wearing next to nothing on the beach :P + going to a dangerous place like Titos alone + walking back from titos alone)

Life Time Achievement Award à Samiraaaa for being the roomy of a legendary personality.

• Other Nominees – None.